Friday, January 16, 2009

Why the hell not - everybody else is getting some

In a somewhat surreal turn of events, the Porn industry will request the Federal government for a $5BN bailout.

While skeptical at first, I was convinced by Flynt's following argument,"'People are too depressed to be sexually active,' Flynt said in the statement. 'This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.'"

I dare you to disagree. Also, if you have the time, I recommend that you read the Comments section - some real gems in there. A couple of my favorites:

"Gives a whole new meaning to the words 'Stimulus Package'!"

"He probably would've had better luck with that request during the Clinton Administration."

(Link via email from EC)

1 comment:

  1. I didn't know that bad economy can provide some comedy also. After automobile industry, now porn industry is seeking federal bailout.Hilarious.

    Anyway, I enjoy reading your short and witty posts.Keep posting.