Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Oh Hina, How i love thee

I'd like to begin with a quote from renowned philosopher, George Edward Moore:

"Other men said they have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough."

Well said, George, well said. I saw an angel today, and her name is Hina Rabbani Khar.


She's the State Minister for Finance and Economic Affairs and with a seductive title like that, you can be sure that she had me at "State". This overachieving young lady puts the "fine" in "finance" and is being marketed by the PPP as a younger, smarter, non-psychotic Sarah Palin. Khar is renowned for her outside-the-box, maverick approach, which is on ample display in the picture below where she chose to quench her thirst with a bottle of Aquafina rather than stale Nestle or conventional tea:


Please forgive me for the effusive exhibition of my feelings, but you must understand, I am in the initial throes of infatuation. I cant hide what I feel, and what I feel is a deep longing for Hina.

You see, after Sherry Rehman left the public eye, I always felt there was a gaping hole in the "hot women in power" category. Fahmida Mirza is a poor man's milf. Fatima Bhutto's hot, i suppose, but she's not in power so she fails one of the two essential prerequisites for being a turn-on in this category. Kashmala Tariq is way above Fatima in the hotness category, but she has this stuck-up, high maintenance aura about her. With Hina, you get the wholesome, girl-next-door-who-owns-the-neighborhood vibe.

But I wasnt drawn to Hina by her looks only. She's quite a sharp cookie. Did you know she was the first woman to present a budget speech to the national assembly (check out the cute picture of her in that last link)? Did you also know that some organisation called the World Economic Forum put her on its list of young global leaders? Well neither did I until I saw her wikipedia page. I couldnt care less if its true or not. Im sure she's decently intelligent to get this far in life, if not cunning as a fox.

The point is, she's cute. She's in power. She could probably get me killed. So I can finally move on from Sherry Rehman.

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Update:

I have just been alerted by a friend, coincidentally another Hina, that Hina Khar is married, though I'm awaiting confirmation on whether it's a happy marriage. Suffice to say that I'm incredibly upset with both Hinas at the moment.

19 comments:

  1. Exactly how broke is the man who considers Fahmida Mirza a MILF?

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  2. http://www.pakspectator.com/profile-of-hina-rabbani-khar/

    farooqm she is single and enjoys 'riding' .. (as of june 2008)

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  3. No she isn't and apparently they 'make a perfect, educated and refined couple':

    http://www.thefrontierpost.com/News.aspx?ncat=hn&nid=830&ad=16-12-2007

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  4. Thanks Hina. As always, you are the bearer of good tidings.

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  5. badhe mian chote mian, badhe mian subhanallah

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  6. I would totally agree with the description of Hina Rabbani Khar. She has that angelic aura about her. She is definatelt HOT

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  7. Good effort


    PROF DR SHAHMURAD MASTOI
    shahmurad74@yahoo.com

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  8. She is single and ready to mingle and absolutely not new to the 'mingling' as far as I am concerned. I can tell you as a direct witness, being her junior at LUMS.

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  9. oh boy!!! my vibrant imagination comes into high gear thinking abt that last comment! :O :D

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  10. Hina you are so beautiful, i wish you should do remarkable deeds for Pakistan. I wish, as you are beautiful, young, and energetic, you do the marvelous things for your country because good deeds will add to your beauty. Elizbeth Swell says, " I will think twice daily, who i am" plz plz plz plz plz you should also think about your duties and do positive and productive things.

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  11. Pakistan is drowning. There is not a single department that we can say is free from corruption and nepotism. I wish that young like come forward and should change the fate of Pakistan.

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  12. Really Appaareciated

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  13. same feelings here buddy.....

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  14. She owns Polo lounge too

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  15. I saw her interview in the capacity of foreign minister news night with Talat June 23 2011 and she sucked!
    She has no experience in foreign affairs has a hoarse voice like a donkey and her arguments were pathetic. I've nothing against her. I do think that with time she will improve cuz I have seen other leaders who are in 60s and are jahil!

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  16. On your meet with seasoned politician S M Krishna, suggest listen more & speak less. Good Luck Hina

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  17. I suppose I can't pull the jealousy card on you since she made it to this site:
    http://pakspice.com/pakistani-celebrities/hina-rabbani-khar/hina-rabbani-khar-beaut.html

    Ohh Barbue pink lipstick and dupatta covering just enough hair .. sexy!

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